What’s this? You call this an artist’s statement? Utterly absurd! But, I suppose that’s what you get when you let a “visual artist” do the writing. It would appear that he was too busy with all his ridiculous “puppet/creature making” and “drawing/painting” and “photography/animation” and whatever other “nonsense/tomfoolery” he gets himself up to. Can’t be bothered to jot a few words down for those of us with more literary minds. Want to read a quality statement? Click the imaginary link below and I’ll show you what a top notch “Artist’s Statement “ is supposed to look like. What’s that? Having trouble finding the link? It’s right there… no, no, not on the screen… I told you, it’s imaginary. Incredible!
![Sweetie](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/a925fed9-3347-416a-97e0-78e820eb552e_rw_1920.jpg?h=7f164c6bcde6c27d25a214c4d6379cfe)
Sweetie
![Contemplation II](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/8a7e87a4-1765-43b3-84f9-e78458b89544_rw_1920.jpg?h=daa74acc5fafbaee76e17b99c6625c35)
Contemplation II
![Watcher](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/97f399bf-26ef-43ab-afc7-9d2efaac9093_rw_1920.jpg?h=cd83f168f2a18511085cbc3d4d65af78)
Watcher
![Glorious Victory](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/2ab69986-7da3-4d3b-8cf5-6e827063570e_rw_1920.jpg?h=6fdfaeadbf2a7752c5c27c13d6b419f9)
Glorious Victory
![Poppies](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/cfc81e74-9231-4669-8cb9-62ef9173e3b4_rw_1920.jpg?h=70f990e34e3eb39910573ab473673041)
Poppies
![Epic Battles](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/e3fbfbc6-2bf2-4645-86f3-212c657fa2e7_rw_1920.jpg?h=9f9a41adb2b09f7a304e4ce154c57814)
Epic Battles
![Curious](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/6ea406ba-775b-40db-9ca4-a2b3a521bb68_rw_1920.jpg?h=176658c86dda87eecd15bb2ef37a6b47)
Curious
![Monty](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/37e80d88-bb87-42e5-a782-743d5ed5f7d0_rw_1920.jpg?h=10d56fa29a440bde97f30654b8698224)
Monty
![Quickly](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/0d64c1fb-da81-4dc1-a5f9-fa440d267577_rw_1920.jpeg?h=92e7641ed80dc10d4ae296933f5e98c1)
Quickly
![The Mystic](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/7bc2d7f1-f7c9-4d3a-8092-6b151c2b62c7_rw_1920.jpg?h=37135377aca86cb6f74eb8e5f9800959)
The Mystic
![The Tulip](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/854926b6-58f4-4500-bd77-e7cec2208a37_rw_1920.jpg?h=a8f8025145240e32762cf1b83b8989cc)
The Tulip
![Milkweed](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/0b27b986-9ee2-4788-a436-1541c9840b8d/325128d7-bb98-4b56-b78c-842f9f47eff6_rw_1920.jpg?h=d8ab3f0300275759c710fefe75cd818b)